Welcome to my Week 1 NFL astrological predictions! This year, I'm trying out a new methodology in predicting game outcomes and am super excited to see how it does. So, let me remind you, this is a new experimental approach, so use caution at your own peril-and definitely don't bet your house based on these predictions.

As anticipation for the new football season grows, one team is already grappling with a series of daunting challenges. Over the last five weeks, they've been hit with the tragic death of a rookie cornerback, a DUI arrest of a starting wide receiver, injuries to multiple key players, and the devastating loss of their first-round quarterback for the season. With all this unfolding before the first game, fans are left wondering: What’s going on?

Astrology might offer some clues to these unexpected events. Let's explore how the stars could be influencing the team’s challenging preseason.